google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No stitches, just platelets and will power
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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