Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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