But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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