Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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