yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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