theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
