You're so nebulous sometimes
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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