Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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