just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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