The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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