Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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