So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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