don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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