Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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