pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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