I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
