When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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