we have officially lost it.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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