Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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