what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
