Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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