Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Bring me that man meat
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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