Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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