I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
