Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize
