She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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