How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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