Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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