Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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