I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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