I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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