The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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