I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
