that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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