Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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