Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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