There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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