Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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