week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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