did you get engaged???
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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