one might say we're banned from that church
its not stalking. its research.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
