I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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