i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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