I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Randomize
