I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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