If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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