I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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