sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You're so nebulous sometimes
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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