1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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