What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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