I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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